Perhaps you are seeking an arrangement with a lady that both exceeds the possibilities and lessens the responsibilities of a conventional relationship. I do not meet with everyone who contacts me, as I wish to indulge in pleasure and intimacy with a select few.
I schedule sessions with gentlemen who have made themselves familiar with my website, provide adequate screening information, and are thoughtful in their correspondence. Tell me a little about yourself and send the following in your introductory email. I require your full name, city of residence, and references from at least two independent ladies you have seen in the past six months. Please include their websites, email addresses, and some information about yourself and your visit to jog their memories. In addition, please answer one of the the following questions: 1) What…is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? 2) If you were an animal, what animal would you be? (I am just checking to see if you are paying attention! If you don’t enjoy British humor or hypothetical questions, please simply share something about yourself.) I cannot reply to mail that does not provide enough information for screening.
If you do not have references and are willing to complete an employment verification (which I promise to make as painless as possible), please send me an email.
I respectfully request that you do not publish explicit fantasies of our time together, as I value privacy and discretion. I am sure that as a gentleman, you feel the same way.
If you are courteous and discriminating, I look forward to hearing from you at email@example.com. Before you know it, you will step inside my charming apartment and never be the same…